Fun Things to Do With Door-to-Door God Salesmen

It's usually Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses, but we've seen other groups do it too.  It's Saturday morning, you're still on your first cup of coffee, and someone who's far too cheerful for that hour shows up on your doorstep with a handful of leaflets. 

Now, I'm all for religion, and for believing in whatever you want, but where I come from, coming to someone's home to tell them they're wrong about something is just plain rude.  So, with that in mind, here are my top ten responses:


The "Fuck it, I don't care anymore", a recipe for those who are no longer kidding themselves.

It began as an attempt to outdo the Bacon Explosion- barbecued loaf of bacon wrapped in sausage wrapped in bacon.  It was inspired by the Double Bypass- a bacon double cheeseburger served with two grilled cheese sandwiches as a bun.  It evolved into something that makes deep-fried Oreos look like a green salad with lite dressing on the side.


Are we a Christian Nation? Part I: In which I argue principle and appeal to justice.

I've heard talk today about how we are a Christian nation, or a nation under God, and felt the need to respond with what I think really makes this country great.

For all that we talk about freedom today, the fact is that every tyrant, pope and despot has had their freedom, as have the loyal followers who supported them- often at the expense of those who did not. America's great triumph is not freedom, but equal protection under the law- the radical notion that ALL men should have equal claim to freedom and justice- not just the wealthy or powerful.



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